HOOCHIE PEVENS — SOME TRUTH SOME FICTION, YOU DECIDE?

BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
(You just can't make this stuff up!!) 
 
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide-screen plasma TV, His VCR, and even
left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was a ½ white cardboard box filled with a
grayish-white powder.  (That's the way the police report described it.)
 
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'It Looked similar to
high-grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time.'
Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars:  'Please return the cremated remains of my Sister,
Gertrude.  She died three years ago.' 
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known
as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was
there, too.  About half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch-taped to
the box was this note:  'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted
Hoochie.  Sorry that we snorted your sister.  No hard feelings.  

Have a nice day.’

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About ralphjennings9542

A hard working conservative American vet who believes in God and Jesus Christ. A salty sailor who done a few things many never will know. I like guns and think every American should have guns just in case. I don't belive in big government, cause sooner or later the government takes away rights on the whimes of a few.
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2 Responses to HOOCHIE PEVENS — SOME TRUTH SOME FICTION, YOU DECIDE?

  1. Debbie says:

    Hi Ralph! lol Thanks for the post.  I hope that you have a lovely Tuesday.  Hugs, Deb

  2. Rhonda says:

    Hmmmmm, fact or fiction.  Don’t know but can you imagine??????
    Hugs,
    Rhonda

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