BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
(You just can't make this stuff up!!)
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide-screen plasma TV, His VCR, and even
left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was a ½ white cardboard box filled with a
grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'It Looked similar to
high-grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my Sister,
Gertrude. She died three years ago.'
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known
as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was
there, too. About half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch-taped to
the box was this note: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted
Hoochie. Sorry that we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.